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Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.
Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.
Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.
Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.
True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.
हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.
डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।
We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.
I like you because you join in all my weirdness.
The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.
Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।
If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.
Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.
There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!
Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.
पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.
Happiness is doing weird things with friends.
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.
Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.