Funny Quotes / Friends

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friends are our chosen family.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friendship is the key to everything

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.