Funny Quotes / Friends

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.