Funny Quotes / Friends

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friendship is the key to everything

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

All the best people are crazy.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।