Funny Quotes / Friends

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.