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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Our craziness made us best friends.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.