Arguing with the wife is a lot like trying to read the Terms of Use on the internet. In the end you just give up and go “I Agree”.
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।
Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.
डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।
Best friends are those who greet with an insult.
The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.
Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.
Friendship is the key to everything
If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.
You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
Happiness is doing weird things with friends.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!
दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.
We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.
Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.
When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.
We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.
It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.
True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
Friendship is being equally annoying.