Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friendship is the key to everything

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.