Funny Quotes / Friends

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friendship is the key to everything

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friends are our chosen family.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

All the best people are crazy.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।