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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।