Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।