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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

All the best people are crazy.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.