Funny Quotes / Friends

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Our craziness made us best friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।