Funny Quotes / Friends

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

All the best people are crazy.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।