Funny Quotes / Friends

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।