You always sweep me off my feet with your sexy charm and naughtiness. This is why I’ll do my best to make today the most special day of your life. Happy birthday, my love.
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।
Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.
I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.
मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.
Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.
Friends are our chosen family.
सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।
A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.
दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।
Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.
डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.
Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.
You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.