Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friendship is the key to everything

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.