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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friends are our chosen family.