Whenever I am lost or afraid I know that I can always call you, and you will take my hand and show me the way. Happy birthday to my sister who never lets me down and only lifts me up.
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
Friends are our chosen family.
Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.
Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.
I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.
If you have crazy friends, you have everything.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!
You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.
No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.
She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.
दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।
A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.
Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.
कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.
Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.
You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.
When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.
There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.
Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.
When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.
Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.