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Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.
Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.
A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.
डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।
फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!
My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.
It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.
Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.
When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.
She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.
Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.
Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.
I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.
A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.
Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
Best friends are those who greet with an insult.
A true friend stabs you in the front.
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.
Happiness is having crazy friends.
I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.
True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.