Funny Quotes / Friends

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friendship is the key to everything

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।