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Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.
There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.
Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.
We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.
I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.
Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.
आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।
Happiness is having crazy friends.
दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।
Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.
It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।
Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.
My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.
No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.
We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.
A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.
A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.