Funny Quotes / Friends

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friendship is the key to everything

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

All the best people are crazy.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.