Funny Quotes / Friends

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friendship is the key to everything

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.