Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friends are our chosen family.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.