Funny Quotes / Friends

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friends are our chosen family.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.