Funny Quotes / Friends

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friends are our chosen family.