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Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।
My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.
A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.
You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.
I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.
Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.
If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.
A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.
A true friend stabs you in the front.
It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.
Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad
दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।
You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.
Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.
If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.
आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।
We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.
I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.
You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.
We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.
Friendship is being equally annoying.
Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.