Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.