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No need to light those birthday candles, my love. You’re already too hot to handle. Happy birthday to my wife who still sets my heart ablaze.

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Our craziness made us best friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.