Funny Quotes / Friends

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Our craziness made us best friends.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friendship is the key to everything

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.