Funny Quotes / Friends

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।