Funny Quotes / Friends

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.