Funny Quotes / Friends

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friendship is the key to everything

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.