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Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.
If you have crazy friends, you have everything.
Happiness is having crazy friends.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!
Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.
No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.
A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.
Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.
There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.
My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.
Friendship is the key to everything
Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.
जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
A true friend stabs you in the front.
दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।
I like you because you join in all my weirdness.
We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.
Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.
We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.
Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.
A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.
आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।
Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.