Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.