Listen Bro! Our parents love me more than you. They didn’t have a baby boy, so parents bought you form a shop. But I love you so much, after all, you are my only brother; Happy Birthday my dearest brother.
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.
We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.
A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.
You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.
You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.
डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.
We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.
Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।
We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.
Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।
Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।
Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.
Best friends are those who greet with an insult.
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.
Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.