Funny Quotes / Friends

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friendship is the key to everything

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।