Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friendship is the key to everything

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।