Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!