Funny Quotes / Friends

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friends are our chosen family.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.