Funny Quotes / Friends

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.