Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friendship is the key to everything

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.