Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.