Funny Quotes / Friends

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friendship is the key to everything

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.