Funny Quotes / Friends

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

All the best people are crazy.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.