Funny Quotes / Friends

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.