Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.