Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

A true friend stabs you in the front.