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“I grew up wanting to be just like you, dad. And today, if I can even be half of the person you are, I would consider myself to have achieved something remarkable. Happy birthday, my dearest father.”

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friendship is the key to everything

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.